Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

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How does the rock go to the bathroom? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I recently heard about this procedure designed to improve mobility that involves bathing with bottled, sparkling water from France. I would've thought that they'd call it The Perrier Treatment but apparently I was mistaken. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

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A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

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People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

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Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

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Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] National Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

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Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

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Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

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Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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My honey and I got lucky because we found an adults only trip to the Bahamas that was half off and lined up perfectly with our kids summer camp. As we dropped them off for camp, both kids were yelling, Goodbye! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

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I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

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Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

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My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

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What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

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Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

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Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

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The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

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Did you hear about the 17th century architect? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

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I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

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World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

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I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

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My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

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How does the rock go to the bathroom? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I recently heard about this procedure designed to improve mobility that involves bathing with bottled, sparkling water from France. I would've thought that they'd call it The Perrier Treatment but apparently I was mistaken. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

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A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

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People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

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Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

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Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] National Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

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Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

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Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

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Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)